michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

(via unultra)

upgraders:

“r u a top or a bottom”

what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what 

(via averagegatz)

(Source: maliciousmelons, via hoaran)